Potty Humour Fortune Teller

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Remember those origami fortune tellers from when we were kids?

(also called a cootie catcher, chatterbox, salt cellar, whirlybird, or paku-paku)

Remember how much kids love potty humour?

Well, I have combined the two. I’m not overly proud to admit how much potty humour is encouraged in our household. The only rule is, “Not in front of Grandma and Grandpa!”

One 8-year-old reviewer reported: “I didn’t know Aunt Jacqui was so funny!”

My kids loved these, so I made extras and mailed them to friends! It’s full of the things we used to chant as kids, plus a couple things my kids like chanting now.

The Fortune’s We Used:

1. In the land of Oz where the women wear no bras, but the men don’t care, ’cause they wear no underwear!
2. Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! I smell Daddy’s Bum!
3. I see London. I see France. I see Mommy’s underpants!
4. Pick your nose. Pick your bum. Now you’ve got some bubble gum!
5. He who smelt it, dealt it.
6. Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart!
7. Look under there! (Under where?) I just made you say underwear!
8. Willabee, Wallabee Woo. An Elephant sat on poo! Willabee Wallabee Wee. An Elephant sat on pee!

I have made a printable PDF so that you can easily make it yourself:

Or make one with your own fortunes:

Folding Directions:

1. Start with the numbers down on the table.
2. Cut off the excess.
3. Fold Corner-Corner, twice.
4. In Pic 5, continue with numbers down on the table.
5. After it’s completed, open it back up, and write in your fortunes, and decorate accordingly!

Here is a video I found on YouTube, to help:

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